|THE DIRTY DASH. This race that puts all other races to shame. The Dirty Dash is a mud run obstacle course where a military boot camp meets your inner five-year-old?s fantasy and subsequently converts boy to man and then man to swine.
Whether you’re Catholic, Protestant, Mormon, Rastafarian or Buddhist, at the end of The Dirty Dash you’ll all have to confess to God that you’re a filthy mess in need of forgiveness.
Your whole lives you’ve been told what you can’t do: Don’t run with scissors, don’t sneeze or your heart will stop, don’t “mess with Sasquatch,” don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. Well it’s time to throw away your tissues, dump your Adderall down the toilet and break all the rules.
You’re not a bunch of sheep. While the rest of the herd is headed to the salted baths of the Four Seasons, you’re headed face-first down a slippery pile of neoprene on the world’s longest slip-and-slide. Are the other sheep doing the next 1/2 marathon? Who cares? You won’t be able to hear their anguished braying of pain from 13.1 miles of hell. Why? Because your ears will be clogged with 2 inches of Rocky Mountain mud. Instead of cramps, heat exhaustion, and shin splints, you’ll wind up with nothing but a big smile on your sloppy face.
So dress-up like a fool, act like a buffoon, finance revolutions, and run like no one’s life depends on it…but please don’t sell WMDs to the Ayatollahs. They probably got that one right.
By the end of this race you’ll be seeing the world through muddy eyes, and believe us, it’s brown, and it’s beautiful.
Contact: Scott Crandall
Event Hours: Saturday 9:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.
Admission: Admission is $35 for early registration and graduated to $50 on the day of event.
Location: Soldier Hollow